Narito ang isang classic Pinoy joke na sa pagkakaalala ko ay narinig o nabasa ko na noon pang 80’s. Warning lang na bawal sa maarte. Bawal din basahin habang kumakain ng tsokolate.
Isang gabi, may dalawang lasing na naglalakad sa isang may kadiliman na kalsada.
Lasing 1: Pare, tingnan mo oh, tsokolate!
Lasing 2: Hindi ‘yan tsokolate pare, tae ‘yan.
Lasing 1: Tsokolate nga ‘yan. Tingnan mo, titikman ko.
At tinikman nga ng unang lasing.
Lasing 1: Oo nga pare… tae nga.
Lasing 2: Buti na lang hindi natin natapakan.
North of Nowhere
Report Card
Little Johnny’s father asked to see his report card.
multo sa kusina
Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
H2O
What is the chemical formula for water?
South of Somewhere
I made a joke about a vacuum cleaner once. It sucked.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Netflix is the art of spending 45 minutes looking for a movie to watch while your dinner gets cold, only to end up watching a show you’ve already seen six times.